so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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