Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My butt remains clenched, sir.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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