we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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