the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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