He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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