that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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