I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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