I wish I could teleport
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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