not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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