why didn't you poke me back
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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