I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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