dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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