I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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