I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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