im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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