My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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