I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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