All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wish i was in the wii world.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
