He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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