I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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