He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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