hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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