if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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