CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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