My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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