Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize