So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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