Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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