i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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