How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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