I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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