your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's never too late to be topless.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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