Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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