did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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