He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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