fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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