As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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