even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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