so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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