Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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