We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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