So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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