i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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