She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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