So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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