I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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