i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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