We're like a lot better than the average bears
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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