You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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