I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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