gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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