at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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