Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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