your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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