I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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