Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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